Friday never ending nightmare

The happiest moment of the week is "Friday night"!!

It's Friday! Go back home soon and get relax...

The message is sent me by my wife in the train.


> I am going out for dinner tonight with my friends.
< Really?
< Are you serious?

My wife belongs to the community for "child rearing" and sometimes there is a "dinner" for chatting.

Check my bug to look for the key for my house.

OK! No Key!!

It means no way to enter my house.

It is 5 km away from the station to my house so that I usually take a bus.

To train myself I decided to go home on foot today.

Maybe my wife will be home at that time.

Yes, I have  underestimated how long it takes "chatting".

I start walking to home slowly from the station.

When I got the bookstore nearby, my legs feel like jelly due to leg training yesterday.

Is my wife already at home?

I sent the message to her and get reply as "It's a dessert time now".

I have no choice but staying at the bookstore.

I spend time reading the travel magazine and go virtual trip in my mind.

I glance at the clock and it says around 9 PM.

The moment my leg is almost died, she tells me her returning home.

As soon as I get back home and my boss give me an order.

( *´艸`)
Are you ready for a dog-walking?

A soldier eat up the dumpling right away and go on a date with my daughter.

The training will be continued...

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How stinky I am...

The moments of happy conversation with my son...

Why is your hand so big?

My son ask me such a cute question,
so I reply it as the wolf from "Little Red-Cap".

That's because I would like to embrace you like this.

Suddenly my wife is interrupted with our sweet conversation and ask me,

Honey? Did you brush your teeth? 

I'm sure I did...

Something smell from you.

What does that mean "something smell".

It means that there is no reason but stinky...?

Not coming from your mouth, then it might be from your body.


Honey. Please don't care, it might be something wrong with my blocked nose. 

How dare you say such a thing.

I'm going to take a crowded train.

I will worry about what other people think during a whole day...

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Conversation with your body through Yoga

There are many kinds of exercises for free in my gym .

The most popular one is "Yoga".

Breathing gives me a great benefit to check my body I usually don't care much in every muscle.

Yoga is also effective for relaxing, emptiness your head and not to mention increasing your flexibility.

I positively join that Yoga activity as much as possible to make myself more health.

Almost all participants are women and a few are men.

At first I feel embarrassed but gradually I was going not to care what other people think.

Today I have joined that Yoga class with my full of earthly desires.

First things first. It is breathing...

Close my eyes, breath in deeply through my nose and let my breath out.

You are able to experience the circulation of the air inside your body with a conscious awareness of breathing.

Next do some stretches from my feet to the neck inquiring of my own body to check today's condition.

"How is it going my buddy?"

"Pretty well my boss! But I feel the stomach is bloated a little."

At this point, I should ask my instructor to give me a break...

But I decided to go on the Yoga due to my uncertain condition.

"Children pose" in Yoga let me know my bad condition of my stomach.

Stomach pressure causes me to fart instinctively.

"Hey boss, let it out!"

"Not here and now. Be patient!"

I try to get past for persuading my body not to let it out.

It is so important in silent studio whether the fart sounds or not.

Unfortunately my coming fart might be the former one.

It is bad to smell farts with sound of silence.

But it would be worse to sound in the silent studio even it doesn't smell.

I might not to be allowed myself in the program anymore.

Even so, I talk to myself that I am still bearable.

Show must go on...

Next pose is "Downward-Facing Dog".


"Hey boss, I can't stand anymore"

"That is not the case,right buddy?"

That is the very moment that I derive perverse pleasure form putting up a fart.

With this pose, I suppose that I could put out a big fart..

In the final stage of Yoga, we change my posture to "Revolved side angle pose"


"Oh boy...!!!"

Though I can hear the voice of screaming from my entrails, I can control the border of the fart not to overexert myself in Yoga

In spite of those screaming I quirk myself more and more.

"Hey, no sweat!"
「ふっ この程度。ちょろいもんだぜ」

Just at that time, the instructor who usually doesn't check our posture comes toward us and start adjusting...

She is getting closer to me...

"Hey boss, we would be out of control with the force from the outside"

"Wait...we must bear this crisis somehow..."

The instructor came by my side and twist my little Mary.

I will let it out if you twist one more time, teacher...

"Arghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"( ゚Д゚)

"No more...ready for fart?"

"I will not to~"

I could bead somehow with cold sweat contrasting healthful one.

Yep, I talked to my inside through the Yoga ultimately.

As soon as the class finishes, I will get into the bathroom wrapped in a sense of freedom in the ending of "The Shawshank Redemption".

"Let it out now"

"Yes sir!"

The sound of happiness is resounding...

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Negotiation is meaningless

One morning, my son claims that he does not want to go to the kindergarten this morning.

(*‘ω‘ *):
I am not going to go to the kindergarten today!

How come you don't want to?

(*‘ω‘ *):
That's because... I would love to be with my family.

He says such words shamelessly not in his heart...

Of course, those requests are not to be accepted.

(*‘ω‘ *):
Ok then, how about not going to the kindergarten starting tomorrow?

He starts compromising for his demand.

Good negotiation skill in his age!

( `ー´)ノ:
Shut your mouth and eat it up right now.
You'll be late for the kindergarten.

Look my son.

Negotiation is meaningless against your mother.

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Super busy housewife early morning

This morning, the kindergarten decide to go on a field trip with sunny forecast.

With preparation for the trip, my wife is in a hurry so much.

If I interfere with her, I will be dead as I pour oil on the flame.

Since I knew who she is, I won't.

(; ・`д・´):
Umm, I'm so busy.
5 minutes for my son's clothes.

(; ・`д・´):
Umm, I'm so busy
10 minutes for lunchbox.

(; ・`д・´):
Umm, I'm so busy
30 minutes for making herself up...

Of course, it's so important to making up!

Guess how long it takes to pickup her clothes...

Mankind should know how super busy housewife is in the morning!

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You need to brush your teeth after the meal?

One dinner time...My son looks full.

( ゚Д゚):
You know what?
No snack if you leave the meal.

(*‘ω‘ *):
Yes, mom!
He always gives mom good reply...just reply.

(*‘ω‘ *):
I'm full, thank you for the meal.

Well done, my son!

(*‘ω‘ *):
Mommy, Can I eat snacks now?

( `ー´)ノ:
Of course not!

Hey my son, I will give you some advice.
"It's too soon to ask for snacks."
Grow up, kid!

After the dinner, he is not trying to go brush his teeth.

( ゚Д゚):
Did you forget something after the meal? 

(*‘ω‘ *):

He pretend to be unable to hear.

( `ー´)ノ:
You know what to do,right?

(*‘ω‘ *):
Brush my teeth!

( `ー´)ノ:
Then, go brush your teeth right away!

(*‘ω‘ *)
Why only me?
What about daddy?

Sneak attack from my son...

The smile without laughing directed toward me.

"Eyes say things enough to mouth"

It goes without saying that I immediately go brush my own teeth.. 

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The reason why my wife rush me for a walk with my dog.

One morning,

(*^-^*) : 
Honey? why don't you go for a dog-walking soon?

(*'ω'*) : 
It's really nice weather today, so you had better go get some sunlight.

(-。-)y : 
That's impossible! UV light is so bad for my skin!!

(;・∀・) :


There is a mountain of garbage entrance...

I finally understand the reason why she rush me for.

In japan there is a shared place to put the garbage away,we are not allowed to throw away anytime.
In addition to that, there is complicated rule in the region i.e. Mon: burnable, Tue:Non-burnable...
The garbage truck comes to pick them up early morning so we need to put them away before they are coming.

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Friday never ending nightmare

The happiest moment of the week is "Friday night"!! (^^) It's Friday! Go back home soon and get relax... 「金曜日だ~。早く家に帰ってゆっく...