Negotiation is meaningless

One morning, my son claims that he does not want to go to the kindergarten this morning.



(*‘ω‘ *):
I am not going to go to the kindergarten today!
「今日幼稚園行かない！」


(・o・):
How come you don't want to?
「どうして行きたくないの？」



(*‘ω‘ *):
That's because... I would love to be with my family.
「だって、パパとママと娘ちゃんと会えないし・・・」

He says such words shamelessly not in his heart...


Of course, those requests are not to be accepted.



(*‘ω‘ *):
Ok then, how about not going to the kindergarten starting tomorrow?
「じゃあ、明日から幼稚園行かない」

He starts compromising for his demand.


Good negotiation skill in his age!



( ｀ー´)ノ:
Shut your mouth and eat it up right now.
You'll be late for the kindergarten.
「そんなことより、早く黙って食べなさい。幼稚園遅れるでしょ！（怒）」

Look my son.

Negotiation is meaningless against your mother.

Link to Japanese article:
http://dietojisan.com/blog-entry-34.html